HTT Storytime!

I clenched my fist tight when I heard her curing alone like a lunatic. She then turned to me like Juon. She looked enraged. "Get out of my sight, b***h."

I really had no idea what is she talking about. Konata got up with a club on her hand. She wanted to kill me! Is she angry because of losing that game? I think she's trying to put me as a 'punching bad' for her stress. Then I launched my fist first to her, making her topple down like a swiss roll. And then I drank the potion. Konata wanted to stop me, but it was too late.

"No!!!!!!!!"

I found myself growing larger. I'm turning giant in just a second. I can feel my leg stepping something squishy. After that, I saw blood dripping from the spot where I stepped on. I close my eyes for a moment when everything crumbles and collapses. I saw bright sky ahead of me.

Konata was there too. She's flying in the air with a pair of Tenshi wings like Kanade Tachibana. She looked at me with mean eyes. "I'll be back, giant-" suddenly, her heavenly PSP beeps again. "Huu! A Timed Event!" I saw her joyfully flying up to the sky until she was found nowhere, no more. Perhaps to Heaven maybe?

I walked out of the place and went to the woods... again. I felt very lonely there, until at one point I heard big thud ahead. I went out to see what's going on.

I saw a girl with twin pigtails beating another girl with bunny ears. That pigtail girl wore nothing but black bikini and shorts. Her left eye blazes with blue flame. The other girl is black-haired, wearing maid outfit and screaming to no one after the twin pigtail taking out a crooked katana and tries to cut her like paper.

I wanted to help, but I couldn't. You know why? It's because the maid outfit. So moe. Moe Moe Kyun!

I just sat there and watch the duel like in TV. The maid suddenly went to me and took cover behind me. I saw the pigtail sprang to me Her crooked katana shines with blood and sounded like metal clanking to the earth. She looked so brutal, and ugly.

She went closer and breathe heavily. She said to me "Stay out of me, or I'm gonna kill you," I know what's she looking for. So I backed off. But the bunny-eared maid won't stop letting out of me. She's weeping, and I felt even more MOE.

Somehow, I didn't realize that I've been holding on a pink-coloured jewel. I took it and breaks it. Suddenly, there was a heavy glow coming from me. I found my uniform torn out and white barrier jacket came out, covering me like some sort of magical girl or something.

The pigtail looked at new me with awe and amazement. She is drooling. I even had a magic staff! The maid cries to me "I don't wanna die! Please get rid of me from that flat-chested-b***h!"

"The Queen wants you to be her maid. I would stop at nothing to get you, you busty-" she blushes and stopped when saying that word. "It--It's not that I want to say it out!"

I heard the staff talking to me. "Unleash your power, use the Divine Buster," three of us were startled, especially the pigtail. She stepped back abd had her huge black rock cannon aiming to me. "So.... You're trying to me from getting her? Fine! Then I'll burn both of you to charcoal!" her cannon starts humming.

I don't know what to do. "Just use your Divine Buster, damn it! It's the only thing you have to tackle this b***h!" then I started to wonder, when did something like Raising Heart starts saying bad words? Nevertheless, I did what it said and acted like a girl in an anime.

My Engrish doesn't looked so good, but I did said "Dibain Basuta!" I saw the staff emits out a long, pink-coloured beam at time when the pigtail firing blue long beam to me. Our beams intersected in the middle.

"You can't stop me!" shouted the pigtail loudly and proud. Sudden;y, she mews instead of laughing. "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyan~~"

Just who the f**k is this nekomini, flat-chested-b***h is?! Nevertheless, my power's getting lower and weaker. Well, what else can I say, I'm an amateur, right?

I heard the maid whispers to me "Let me help you," both me and the pigtail immediately turned around to see that maid making her finger formation into love shape.

The maid was trying to do something. I can't it describe it fully, but I couldn't stop saying moe of what she did next. I don't even know how many did I say "moe". I saw the pigtail even said 'moe' too until she lost her concentration. Her cannon beam disperses like gas, allowing my Divine Buster to move forward.

The moment the beam gone, it's the maid's turn. From her moeness comes a very long beam with love shape outside it. She's shouting "Moe Moe Kyun!" loudly. The pigtail didn't evade nor resist; she's staying there. She gets herself completely immobilized by the Usagi Maid. "So Moe....." I saw my Divine Buster and Moe Beam reaching her until an explosion fills the greeneries into pink.

The maid turned around and smiled. "Come with me," she said. I'm still wearing the barrier jacket. It's not that I don't know how to discard it; I liked the costume very much! I'm like a cosplayer!

"What's your name?"

"I'm Milo, the damsel of Moeville."

All of a sudden, a cockroach came, and the maid screamed and held on me like a kindergartner---

Ritsu gets herself beaten up by Mio. "Who do you think you are, making me as your complete moron subject in your story?!" Mio was complete;y outraged by her 'character'. "Why the hell my name's Milo?"

Azusa's trauma was far worse than Mio's. She is now groping her chest repeatedly. "Am I really that THIN?" she moans.

"But the storyline's good!" comments Mugi. "I like the word Dibain Basuta! Reminds me a lot of Nanoha-chan," Mugi was holding a DVD with title 'Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha'. "So what happened next, Ricchan? Where they go next?" asked Mugi, waiting impatiently for her to retell.

"Umm.... well... I got my idea already dries out," she had many 'hills' on her head thanks to Mio. She looked at Azusa. "You should put in more interesting story background earlier. Now, we're stucked in here!" Ritsu accused Azusa for making the story more boring. But Azusa didn't care of that. She gets traumatized. "Maybe I should save up money for my surgery..." she muttered.

"Let me continue your plot!" Yui volunteers. Ritsu turned to her in suspicion. "I hope it's good, Yui. Don't put in food parts too much."

"If you put me into the scene again, you'll be Baka Ritsu," threatened Mio. Azusa breaks up "I'm flat-chested. Nyaaaaaannnnnn!!!" she burst to a terrible tantrum.

Yui cleared her throat before saying out loud

To be continue.........

HTT Storytime!

I was horsing around when I saw myself sinking into a toilet bowl in a toilet at a stadium track. I tried to resist from getting inside, but the toilet seemed to be empowered by a powerful pressure from inside. In other words.....

IT didn't flush by me. It's from someone else. But no one's there but me. Eventually, I followed the current. My scream went unheard even though I guess it could be heard by people nearby. IF THEY WOULD WANT TO.

I opened my eyes after the current seemed to be subside. I was surprised - Green woods stood around me like if I'm in a fairy tale or something. And then I saw a wolf leaning at me hungrily. It barks at me, which of course then I ran like a rabbit into the deep forest without knowing where to. The wolf kept on chasing me. It barks loudly until I realized one thing - I'm a game. That wolf isn't just the only one.

Soon, a pack of wolves came over to win the competition. That time, I started to run like a madman. I knew it! Somehow, I remember Einstein's quote "Hidden in troubles lies the key to the greatest opportunity". But I ran too fast until I did not see a hole beneath me. I plummeted straight down into the depth, leaving the wolves circling the hole and bark at me as if they're wanting to look for trouble with a girl like me, the one who plays guitar for Light Music Club in Sakuragaoka High School.

I opened my eyes. A girl with blue hair and pink-striped uniform was standing before me. She looked busy with something on her hand. She looked serious by judging at her face signal.

So I braced myself and spoke to her.

"H....Hello? Where am I?" I asked. There's no answer. The girl then turned to me after waiting for thirty minutes. That was when she suddenly yells and curses with Japanese bad words. And she looked at me and goes "Welcome, boy."

"I'm girl," I answered. She ignores me by giving me a potion. "Drink this. With this, you may enter the little world," said the girl. Suddenly, her PSP beeps loudly. She ignores me once more and tends to it. "Huuu!!! Game event! Eroge Daisuki!" yodels a girl named Konata Izumi. I called her again, but she said to me "Shut the f**k up! I'm working here! Can't you see Izumi Konata is trying to surpass the legendary God of Conquest Katsuragi Keima?!" She turned to the PSP and then turned at me, saying, "I don't want to say this but...."

And then she played her Eroge titled "Akane Iro ni Somaru Saka".

Recognize this game? Find it at Net!

So by then, I wait again. Suddenly, she giggles loudly like a banshee. "Huhuhuhu..... I've been waiting for you. You're mine!!!" I sweated badly that time until I----"

"What happened next?" asked Yui. Her heart thumps for no reason after hearing her story which doesn't looked so thrilling at all. Azusa sighed at her and goes "I got no idea already. Anyone can continue the plot?" Azusa looked around. She got her angered to see everyone including Mio sleeping soundly even though it's just 1 pm!

So Azusa basically took a pail of water from Ton-chan and hurled it like catapult to them. Ritsu was like a ninja. She knew this would coming and evaded it. The gooey stuff sticks at Mio until she woke up, she thinks that--

Azusa gets herself thrashed like Nanoha Takamachi firing Divine Buster to Fate Testarossa (Her).

Ritsu pats Azusa's bruised head before smacking her. "I got some of THEM too. Anyway, your storyline sucked! Better me continue," she cleared her throat. Let me start!

To be continued.......

The World God Only Knows Chapter 171 Update

Derived from Wikia.com

Having

The Mature Escape Spirit

 found a lair full of level-4 escaped spirits, Keimasensed the danger of staying around. He stated for themselves to get out. Elsie's Spirirt sensor then reacted to the presence of the escaped spirits, only to be covered by Keima. The two go to the water pool they came from, while Keima is instructing Elsie to go back to the surface. After getting out of the water, Elsie slowed down to get a grasp of the situation, but Keima pushed her to continue their escape. Meanwhile, on the nearby beach, Akari was observing the two with a pair of binoculars. Nikaido, who stands behind Akari, asked her why she took of the barrier for Keima. Akari wished for them not to be caught in the Vintage barrier, or else it would have caught the attention of Vintage.



Because

Akari and Nikaido

 Keima and Elsie are not "ordinary" citizens, their capture would put Akari at an disadvantage. She is amazed though that Keima was one step ahead of her expectations. Nikaido is worried whether or not Vintage noticed the Keima and elsie's presence, but due to the short time those two spent in the cave, Akari assumes that they do not need to worry. Nikaido goes off to check if those two had any tracking device placed on them, which makes Akari state that Nikaido worries to much. Nikaido repsonds that it is because she's their homeroom teacher. Before truly leaving, Nikaido says that Keima holds hte most important key in this entire situation.



Now on the school rooftop, while being fanned dry by Elsie, Keima asked her if there is any transmitters on them. She said therei s none, but she goes onto the next topic, about the cave. She recognized what were in the big egg-like things: mature escape spirits. All of them at level 4, the same level as Hinoki's. This means that the people who were around were members of Vintage. Keima is pondering on the fact that they are not using an actual womb to raise the spirits. He then asked Elsie why the school emblem is in a hexagonal shape. She did not respond as she was confused as to why Keima is asking this. The school emblem of a goddess; 

It has nothing to do with me.

a mass of run away spirits; an underground hole sealed; Vintage. With these in thought, Keima stated that something unbelievable will happen at the school.

He then said that it has nothing to do with him. Elsie rebuked that he is related to the current situation, but he replied to her that it would be absurd for a gamer like him to fight. He then asked her to return back to being Elnon, and also not to report to Hell what they just experienced. As they don't know who their enemies are, he wishes to be cauteous and not attract attention. He then walked down-stairs, leaving Elsie behind.

In the light music clubroom, Chihiro is playing and adjusting the notes and lyrics to her song. Suddenly, someone called out to her, the person being Ayumi. Ayumi asked her if she wanted to go to their class' cafe before it opens, but Chihiro rejected the offer, since she needs to adjust the song a little bit more, plus they don't work at the cafe until the afternoon. After a short pause, Ayumi attempted to talk with Chihiro about what happend the day before, but she only stays silent in thought. 

Ayumi meeting Keima again

Chihiro asked her what she wants, ending with Ayumi saying that they should enjoy the festival. Ayumi left the room, leaving Chihiro back to tuning the song.

For Elsie, Okada is furious about Elnon's absence. Back to Ayumi, she is walking by the stores and vendors. She continued to do so until she met theo ne person who was one her mind: Keima. Keima thought at that very moment that he needs not to worry about the others. At the current moment, he needs to concentrate on Ayumi. "Let the Mai high Fest begin!!"

P/S - I'll continues post something after this.....

The World God Only Knows Chapter 170 Update

Sorry for late. Here's what it goes, extracted from Wikia.com

Keima then proceed to the theatre, but it was occupied. Keima then recall about what Elsie said early about the rehearsal for Kanon's concert which makes him realises that the theatre is being used for that purpose. Keima then shouts out Kanon's name to attract Elsie so that he could somehow get into the theatre. The plan worked as Elsie saw her "boyfriend" and quickly dragged him inside despite Okada's protest. Keima then asks Elsie to clear the area. Elsie immediately asked her manager to let her to take break so that she could have a conversation with Keima. After everyone are gone, Keima starts to open the secret passage, but the hole for it was not there any more. Left with no other choice, Keima asks Elsie to take him to the Seaside park right away.

After finding out the connection between the school ground and the Goddesses with Shiori's help in the previous chapter. Keima decided to investigate the theatre for more information about "Demeter". But before he went, he apologizes to Shiori for his long absence in the library, but then he asks her to stay at the library and don't let her goddess out, which made Shiori blush.

Elsie is surprised when she hears this, but in the end, she carries him to the location leaving a panicked Okada behind.

The duo finally reach the beach, but Keima is unable to find the other entry. Seeing this, Keima thinks that someone must have sealed off the entry, but he then wondered if there was another entry somewhere around. He then asks Elsie to take him to the rock in the middle of the sea since he thinks it could be the other entrance. But before they went, he wants Elsie to use her robe to make them invisible as a safety measure. After they flew around the rock twice, Keima noticed that there is something strange about the waves near one side of the rock. He then orders Elsie to dive under the rock at that spot despite Elsie's complaints since she doesn't want her uniform get wet.

After they dive under the rock, they finally reach the cave where Keima and Diana walked before. But Keima feels a little uneasy since they progress is going too well without any opposition. Suddenly they saw a bright light at the other side of the cave. When they reached it, they realise that the place is full of Vintage members. The two are in shock by what they saw. A Weiss suddenly appears in front of their eyes.

To be continued for the next week....

P/S - The next part about 2M 2008 will be revealed next week. Looking forward for it....

1 Makmur 2007

Homer wrote Odyssey
I wrote mine too
I am Odysseus of myself
So there is thou mine

I stepped into a new world
The trousers changed to dark green
Quite awkward, but I've trhough after Orientation
And I then got into a new chaos
The homeroom sensei is legendary with 'Fresh Milk'

Rizal and Marissa pionnered to politics
But nor did I care of that
For that time, I'm busy for one title
Awie and fellow called me this one :
'Jeng x5, Milky (Way x3)'
They went accoustic and echoed it like in cave

That time, no one's prefect
It's battlefield in One M
A boss is around, but there's no stopping of it
He endures it until Teacher Ray appoints him
I meanwhile tried to be Shotokan
It's like staircase with holes
Many gave up, but I got up and got up
Until eventually Sarah stopped me
No offense, but sorry for that

Have you ever watched Cecep?
Well, he made his own debut
His name thrived by the boys in 1M
Frankly, he turned up to defend himself
But there's no use of it
Amier's was offensive one
I wonder why he got that name

For the Starter, Jegan was a mischief
The only Indian guy in Form 1 2007
He's recognizable in any way
He's quite a rival to me
For he called me 'Timur Laut'

For the last three years, I never met Chinese fellows
This time, I met three
The two were white, another's black
The black one's unique
Even I wonder if he is
But's he's an ultimatum in Karate
He got purple belt, but I'm white

Demons can be anywhere
They slipped into you and no more then
They do in 1M
We saw Carbon Monoxide floating inside
Until Kipli Gitam went and caught him
Well he's not to be blamed, it's just a random curiousity
Cheer up, man!

90% of us looked dimple-less at that time
This includes you, and you, and you
No offense, but me too.... hehehe

Speaking of best friends, I found YOU
The one who looked pale and had blue bag
Yep, YOU!
The one who sat beside me all year long
Except during exams
We shared a lot, angered a lot
I'm still playing species at that time, remember?
But not just you, man
The frontline are mostly to be inside my radar

I'm an Olympic candidate for running
I ran on the corridor
I chased and being chased
Until Linnie got me to halt
Oh, those stupid 1B boys!
Don't get mistaken, 'cause 1B near UMS hasn't created yet

But as a human being too, I got human friends
Fame comes to me like Alfonso in Malacca
Older people picked on me, and then allied on me
And then my sun rose to HER
It's the one who pinched my right hand until marks with blood
It's permanent
It's still there, on my hand

That happened during CHOIR
Our instructors are amongst higher level students
Our 'penanung' was a teacher whose the shortest
Fiercer enough to make our hairs strand
I though her as someone else
Someone convinced me that her name's Surilla
I ignored him, wrong person maybe?
Tomorrow morning, during 'Morning Has Broken'
I saw her name tag
Surilla

I am ridiculously fast
You know why?
Cause I overran Teacher Ellena's speed
I got stickers after that

The guy who sat behind me is a dancer
He's good in it
For that, he joined the band
He rarely shows up to us, I think

See I told you already, I don't know quite a lot
I remembered some people, but not all.
But I do know where Radziq, Jazli and Aizad sat on
Think that's all I can remember at the front, except Anwar
He's whiter than Pegasus
He's extremely 'candle'

It's a mess when it comes to Teacher's Day
The class was like a battlefield
Keropok and Gula-gula flew around like bombs
Pounding around thanks to the male side
It happened right after principal bails out
Fresh Milk came to us the next day
Giving lectures until we wilt

If that's not good enough, try this one:
Aizad hurled something to Safwan
Ustaz J__h saw them and made them ____
I leave this part for you to think of it

I'm not quite good at playing games
I looked around as an audience
The boys at my coven had their own mini football game
It's paper mode
Azwan's player is named Nayfos
The goal post's made of paper
I watched thme having fun until Makeer went nutz

After the final exam, they turned to board games
I'm an old fashioned to know 'Risk' and 'Life'
Nice game, Jaz

There was a teacher who once taught Science
He would boils up at no time
But he's quite sporting too
But he's quite a sneaky one
He made us all f____d up after a visit at Likas
That includes cell phones and someone's porn pic

I never expected that our KH would be Perdagangan
Boys all signed in
But two Otomes joined in
Claiming like real estate agents
My group had textbooks SCARCE
Four of us at the back shared it
Until we ended up standing like lamp posts outside

Kerja Kursus Sejarah
I made an error for that
In the end, I got:
Mohd Sophian bin Kasihmuddin bin....... bin.....

Who got a brother named Haafiq?
I remembered Teacher Ray when it's about him

There's a 'parade' inside National Day 'Parade'
I got separated by my friends but that's okay
My team looked like orcs mixing with trolls
They're sucked!
But it's still one hell of a time
Wish I'm still alive at 2057

When I got back to class, I got another name
Susu Coklat, wow!
Not long after that, it's Ramadhan already

With the school's end at November, I'm starting to know one thing
Another new world will get to me like trend
God speed....



I will post another next week. Thanks for reading!

End of Lament

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

It has been a while since I've studied. Now, it's time for holiday. That'll be three months plus two.

SPM was hard, but I am so glad it's done for. However, in every happy things, there must be bad things coming out.

With SPM's done, that means I have to leave my school forever, and now I'm gonna be in a new world, depending on my result that comes three months from now.

Anyway, let's head to new topic for the day.

The list below denotes things I will do after SPM :
1. Find Part-time jobs
2. Continue my Novels
3. Play GAMES till I drop
4. Watch anime crazily
5. Be more religious
6. Be more productive!

Well, that's it. I think I still got more to jolt down, but it seems that I got no idea already. Aiyooo, what's wrong with my brain man?!

There will be some changes in this blog during these three months plus two, so expect new things like flash stuff or something, and then some good things to be posted. Maybe, I thinkla, I'm gonna post something you never heard before. Just have faith and be with this all the time, kay?

Next week, I will post a poem. It'll be about my class 1M to 5M.

Well, that's all for now. Sayonara, and happy holiday, guys. To SPM leavers, good luck for the next year.
And for SPM leavers of Sabah College, I hope we met around now or later. Happy holiday again!

Eh? 

The World God Only Knows Manga Update - Chapter 169

(Extracted from kaminomi.wikia.com)

It is finally the morning of the long-awaited Maijima High Festival. While it is still quite early in the morning, Keima stands in front of the door that leads to the Light Music Club room. He checks if anyone has arrived, but is surrised that there is noone present. He himself expected the band to be practicing by this time. Suddenly, someone jumps onto Keima from behind, giving him a scare. He looks back to see Elsie, who is still disguising herself as "Elnon". Immediately, Elsie reverts her appearance back to her own self. Elsie enters the club room, asking if Keima came to listen to the band practice, which proves to him that the band will assemble. Elsie goes on, boasting about how her idol life is busy, which results in her being punished by Keima.

Keima thinks about how he should keep distance from Chihiro completely. With the band still stable, it shows that Ayumi and Chihiro's relationship has not changed. The question now arises whether or not he should advance onto conquering Ayumi. Abruptly, Elsie asks if the year 1888 was in the Meiji era. Though puzzled by the reason why Elsie is asking, Keima answers that it was in the 21st year of the Meiji era. She notes it on a pice of paper and starts reciting lines. She states that she is currently practicing Kanon's MC lines for the festival. She then asks if Keima knew that the school festival is really old. He says that by Nikaido, it has been around ever since the school's founding. At that moment, Elsie says that he's incorrect, telling him that it has been around even before the school's founding.

Keima swipes the paper Elsie was holding and sees that it is the festival's flyer. He looks at the shcool emblem that is shown on the flyer and asks himself what it is supposed to represent. There is then the sound of the clubroom's door opening. Chihiro is at the door giving her greetings to Elsie. Enjoying the moment, Elsie calls out for Keima, but he has already left the room. As Elsie notices that he took her memo, the other band members enter in. The last one to enter, Ayumi, has a sad expression on her face.

At the library, Shiori is cleaning the glass windows. Someone suddenly calls her name, which it has happens to be Keima. He asks her if the library is open, and she replies that it is. She further explains that certains areas are restricted, but most of it should be publicaly open. He requests for her help. Inside, Keima asks for some books about the school. He also asks for only a few books, not the mountain of books Shiori could possibly bring. She understands and goes off to get some of the books. She returns with two books and a pamphlet. she also states that there were magazines and biographies concerning the school, but Keima responds that he does not need them.

Keima looks into one of the books and sees the history of the school, from when it was found in 1888 until the time of the school's coeducation enactment in 2001. He also looks into the emblem and finds out that within the emblem is supposed to be Demeter, a goddess. Other information concerning the emblem is shown, but he only reflects upon the goddess aspect. Keima remembers that Haqua said before that the school area was once an ancient battle ground, causing ghosts to appear often. He wonders if this is only coincidence, but goes on to asking Shiori if there is any articles that is about the time before the school's founding. She says that the school was private property before becoming a school, therefore making it almost impossible to have such information. Keima knows that there was one more important event, and that such information was necessary to confirm it.

Shiori suddenly says that she remembers that there are some old documents. Keima asks if he can look at them, and she replies positively. Somewhere in the library, Shiori opens a drawer that holds the old documents. They both look into it, until when Shiori herself finds some photos. For one of them, Keima questions what is within, and Shiori guesses that is a photo of a ground-brekaing ceremony. But Keima says to look closely. In the background of that photo is a theater. He is positive the phot was taken before the school was built, so he wonders why there is a theater. This only means that he has to investigate the old theater in order to get the answers he wishes for.

Moment of Truth is coming in~~

P/S - I will post another thing tomorrow!

This is some LOL stuff!

Ever been eager about life after death? Well, let's see this one!