1 Makmur 2007

Homer wrote Odyssey
I wrote mine too
I am Odysseus of myself
So there is thou mine

I stepped into a new world
The trousers changed to dark green
Quite awkward, but I've trhough after Orientation
And I then got into a new chaos
The homeroom sensei is legendary with 'Fresh Milk'

Rizal and Marissa pionnered to politics
But nor did I care of that
For that time, I'm busy for one title
Awie and fellow called me this one :
'Jeng x5, Milky (Way x3)'
They went accoustic and echoed it like in cave

That time, no one's prefect
It's battlefield in One M
A boss is around, but there's no stopping of it
He endures it until Teacher Ray appoints him
I meanwhile tried to be Shotokan
It's like staircase with holes
Many gave up, but I got up and got up
Until eventually Sarah stopped me
No offense, but sorry for that

Have you ever watched Cecep?
Well, he made his own debut
His name thrived by the boys in 1M
Frankly, he turned up to defend himself
But there's no use of it
Amier's was offensive one
I wonder why he got that name

For the Starter, Jegan was a mischief
The only Indian guy in Form 1 2007
He's recognizable in any way
He's quite a rival to me
For he called me 'Timur Laut'

For the last three years, I never met Chinese fellows
This time, I met three
The two were white, another's black
The black one's unique
Even I wonder if he is
But's he's an ultimatum in Karate
He got purple belt, but I'm white

Demons can be anywhere
They slipped into you and no more then
They do in 1M
We saw Carbon Monoxide floating inside
Until Kipli Gitam went and caught him
Well he's not to be blamed, it's just a random curiousity
Cheer up, man!

90% of us looked dimple-less at that time
This includes you, and you, and you
No offense, but me too.... hehehe

Speaking of best friends, I found YOU
The one who looked pale and had blue bag
Yep, YOU!
The one who sat beside me all year long
Except during exams
We shared a lot, angered a lot
I'm still playing species at that time, remember?
But not just you, man
The frontline are mostly to be inside my radar

I'm an Olympic candidate for running
I ran on the corridor
I chased and being chased
Until Linnie got me to halt
Oh, those stupid 1B boys!
Don't get mistaken, 'cause 1B near UMS hasn't created yet

But as a human being too, I got human friends
Fame comes to me like Alfonso in Malacca
Older people picked on me, and then allied on me
And then my sun rose to HER
It's the one who pinched my right hand until marks with blood
It's permanent
It's still there, on my hand

That happened during CHOIR
Our instructors are amongst higher level students
Our 'penanung' was a teacher whose the shortest
Fiercer enough to make our hairs strand
I though her as someone else
Someone convinced me that her name's Surilla
I ignored him, wrong person maybe?
Tomorrow morning, during 'Morning Has Broken'
I saw her name tag
Surilla

I am ridiculously fast
You know why?
Cause I overran Teacher Ellena's speed
I got stickers after that

The guy who sat behind me is a dancer
He's good in it
For that, he joined the band
He rarely shows up to us, I think

See I told you already, I don't know quite a lot
I remembered some people, but not all.
But I do know where Radziq, Jazli and Aizad sat on
Think that's all I can remember at the front, except Anwar
He's whiter than Pegasus
He's extremely 'candle'

It's a mess when it comes to Teacher's Day
The class was like a battlefield
Keropok and Gula-gula flew around like bombs
Pounding around thanks to the male side
It happened right after principal bails out
Fresh Milk came to us the next day
Giving lectures until we wilt

If that's not good enough, try this one:
Aizad hurled something to Safwan
Ustaz J__h saw them and made them ____
I leave this part for you to think of it

I'm not quite good at playing games
I looked around as an audience
The boys at my coven had their own mini football game
It's paper mode
Azwan's player is named Nayfos
The goal post's made of paper
I watched thme having fun until Makeer went nutz

After the final exam, they turned to board games
I'm an old fashioned to know 'Risk' and 'Life'
Nice game, Jaz

There was a teacher who once taught Science
He would boils up at no time
But he's quite sporting too
But he's quite a sneaky one
He made us all f____d up after a visit at Likas
That includes cell phones and someone's porn pic

I never expected that our KH would be Perdagangan
Boys all signed in
But two Otomes joined in
Claiming like real estate agents
My group had textbooks SCARCE
Four of us at the back shared it
Until we ended up standing like lamp posts outside

Kerja Kursus Sejarah
I made an error for that
In the end, I got:
Mohd Sophian bin Kasihmuddin bin....... bin.....

Who got a brother named Haafiq?
I remembered Teacher Ray when it's about him

There's a 'parade' inside National Day 'Parade'
I got separated by my friends but that's okay
My team looked like orcs mixing with trolls
They're sucked!
But it's still one hell of a time
Wish I'm still alive at 2057

When I got back to class, I got another name
Susu Coklat, wow!
Not long after that, it's Ramadhan already

With the school's end at November, I'm starting to know one thing
Another new world will get to me like trend
God speed....



I will post another next week. Thanks for reading!