The World God Only Knows Manga Update - Chapter 173

Again, I derived this from Wikia.com

Ayumi was carrying bags of paper cups in each hand while running back to the cafe. Mobuko complimented her speed, while exclaiming about their class' thriving cafe. Ayumi walked behind the cafe's counter to place down the cups. From behind suddenly, Keima questioned if Ayumi brought the cups. Keima acted surprised about the good business, but Ayumi did not respond. To get her attention, Keima attempter to spill hot water on her twice, but he failed both times. Unsatisfied by the failure, he told Ayumi that the water is not that hot, to which she responded as to why she needs to get soaked. He talked about how he wanted her to talk even a little to make progress.

Before he could finish explaining his motive, Ayumi silenced him by banging a waiter's tray on his head. After getting up from being hit, Keima mumbled about his plan, whether or not it is working. Ayumi asked what he was mumbling about, but Keima noticed that a certain someone is coming towards them and he runs away. Ayumi was confused as to why he ran away, but when she looked around, Chihiro was standing at the counter. Chihiro told Ayumi that it is the change of shifts and that it is her turn to be a waitress at the cafe. Ayumi handed over her apron to Chihiro in agreement. While receiving the apron, Chihiro asked what Ayumi and Keima were talking about. Chihiro comments further about how the two looked well together. Before Ayumi could respond, Chihiro walked away to take orders. While taking orders, one of the customers happen to be Lune, who orders for coffee with heaps of sugar.

In the girl's restroom, Mercury, who seems sickly, introduced herself from the mirror, talking about how she's been on many journey. But she has just experienced a new kind of journey: the journey of the human hearts. Ayumi yelled at her to stop the narration. She asked Mercury why Keima is approaching her, even though by her, he should be chasing Chihiro. She is also concerned about her own relationship with Chihiro. Mercury opinionated that Keima probably likes Ayumi, which Ayumi can't believe as he went on a date with Chihiro the day before. Mercury's only response was that she believes that humans are a true mystery, no matter what they do. Ayumi continued to stubbornly say that it's useless for Keima to approach her. Mercury then said the answer is already given to her.

Keima is walking outside, thinking about how his progress is going nowhere. He declared that Chihiro will be a complete hinderance to his quest and he needs to remove her, bu he does nt know how. Back in the girl's restroom, Ayumi heard the entrance door open and close. When she looked up, Ayumi saw Chihiro standing against the door with a awkwardly sad expression. Chihiro said that she has something to talk about, which is in the end about her getting dumped by Keima. Just like how she was in the past, Chihiro talked in a good mood about how her confession failed due to her "not being serious" again. Chihiro apologized to Ayumi for not reaching to Ayumi's expectations even though Ayumi cheered her up. She also asked Ayumi not to talk about her to Keima. Chihiro finally give thanks to Ayumi and leave, giving Ayumi no time to talk.

Talking to "Mel", Ayumi finally got what Mercury meant. She realized that it is not the relationship between her and Chihiro that's getting weird, but that it is her who is becoming strange. Before she thought Chihiro understood her heart, but that did not seem like the case. Ayumi continued to talk about how she is the worst, while Mercury once again stated that the answer is already given. Mercury says the rest is up to Ayumi before disappearing from the mirror. Ayumi is mystified as to Mercury's disappearance.

Outside, Lune is contacting Vintage about gathering their troops. Lune instructed for them to send as many to her, even though she has no clear reason as to why she needs them. With a evil sense in her eyes, Lune declared that she is thinking about hunting the Goddesses.

Well, at last it comes to us!

Anyway, today I would like to show you something very good to know

From now on, starting now, I will post two links at the left side of the blog. Please enter them. You might like what you saw inside =)

Bye for now. I'll post another good thing tomorrow.

Miao! I feel an urge of a dragon to write!

Soon, I'll start another fanfic anime crossover story. That'll be after K-ON storytime.

By the way, how's life? It has been three days on a row since I did not update the blog. For this while until May 2012, there will be more post than ever.

Today, let's talk about cyber-bullying.

Ryan Patrick Halligan was having a real deal of pain that day. Words come all around his school about him being a gay. A popular girl in his school pretended to like him before crushing him from the inside. To make things worst, a friend who once bullied and befriended with Halligan once again, was giving him one hell of a time by posting the gay rumor throughout the internet. Unable to cope, Halligan killed himself.

But that's not just the case of cyber-bullying. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF THEM on this planet, and it's getting more hostile when Facebook appears.

The most suitable definition of cyber-bullying is 'bullying a person using the mean of ICT via internet, phone and anything related'. It is another whole new world of bully where no one could survive for long, even if they turn the computer off. Targets of the cyber-bullying were vulnerable, and they can't survive for long, since they themselves cannot even stay far from computers, cell phones, or anything nowadays, just as we all know it.

Cyber-bullying even targets celebrities. Two Korean pop stars committed suicide after anonymous people posted their nude pictures at web. I would love to show it, but it'll disrespect the dead, so let's say may the restless souls rest in peace.

So there's one question : Why cyber-bullying?

That's a good question. My opinion, the bullies would want to be like the new version of Jack the Ripper, which his identity stay anonymous and mysterious until now. When they are on cyber world, they wouldn't have to be themselves. They could change their names to everything. With their names unknown by people, they would feel that they could nail someone without themselves being tailed of, nor detected by others, including their parents. For this reason, they will become more hostile and the next time you see these bastards, you'll them posting things that you don't want other people to know. They could even post things that could ruin your life, and that was kind of epic fail.

On 3rd November 2002, a Canadian kid made a video of himself swinging a golf ball retriever like a lightsaber. He was trying to impersonate Darth Vader in Star Wars. However, the video was recorded secretly and discovered by some of his friends before the video was taken to Youtube. It was a huge hit that the kid was extremely demoralized and eventually ended up in hospital. Ironically, that video becomes a huge hit in Youtube until now.

See? That's cyber-bullying.

As we all know, normal schoolyard bully ends after school. The pain you get from the bullying session may be unbearable, but that's physical and mental effects that would diminish within short time. Bruise and wound heal so fast thanks to the mitosis. But in cyber-bullying, it's 24/7, 365 a year. There's no way out for the victim. It's like the one was surveyed eternally by eyes that wouldn't shut even for second. The pain, it's not just unbearable, it's never ending. It'll you to Hell of your life. The bruise is not visible but scarred your heart permanently, like an Indonesian old saying goes, "Once the coal is drawn on your forehead, you will remember it for life".

Although most teens have known this threat, 98% (and sadly that includes me) of them always take this for granted. Like I just said, the teens seldom to go far from their Facebook, afar from their mobile phone. The bullies would find it very strategic and profiting as they know by using these, they don't just successfully pawn their victims anonymously, they also would find this way 'low cost' and or even free. Just imagine, Facebook don't even cost when sign up or sign in, isn't it? Text messaging service for the cell phone could take cost, but today, it's 1 cent for one SMS (in Malaysia). The bullies could even go far by using a specialized phone to call their victims using their voice modified so the victims would not know who the hell the provokers are.

Okay, what's the solution?

That's simple. For me, as a veteran (Ceh!) who has multiple Facebook and a blog (This one!), there's only four steps for you to make sure these stupids won't mess up your lives, possibly saving your lives from suicide hell.

1. Stay away from the ICT stuffs. If you don't, they'll tail you forever.
2. If you think you're brave enough, hack them. If you find them, you'll know what to do. Follow your instinct
3. Delete them from your friend list. If not, delete your account permanently. Don't worry, it's free to sign up Facebook right?
4. If all these fail, one suggestion : Consult to experts. They consist of parents, teachers, and POLICE. These people will make sure there's heaven for you and a permanent hell for those who thrash your life.

Well that's all for today. I hope these simple things would give us some insights about cyber-bullying. There's a lot of things I would like to stress out about this, but times running out. Moreover, it's already night time in Sabah, and I felt sleeeeeeppy. My apologies if some of my words above looked 'offensive', but that's the truth about these people who never think how precious you can be.

Okay then, see you next post.

Ryan Halligan Patrick (18/12/1989 - 7/10/2003). For the father of this child would might be reading this blog post, I would like to convey my condolence. May your son rest in peace for the better world.

HTT Storytime!

I walked out from an enchanted jungle after having a 'nice' stay at her house. It's a house with things you would never imagine of - chocolates everywhere, and marshmallows are in fact the house's roof.

She literally offered me to enjoy my stay there so she can give me the greatest opportunity as a fair exchange for rescuing her from the flat-chested Black Rock Shooter earlier. At first, I refuse, but after Milo hands me a gingerbread house, with the excessive icing cream and cherries from the Alps, coated with the fine brown cover, I chose to stay.

Her house really IS a food. I saw the window glass made of ice-cream bar. It's transparent although it's colored. But still, I still can see its inside. I started tearing the window and munch it. Milo didn't stop me from taking the biscuit-based from door and put them into my mouth.

As I'm in, the fun never gets end yet. I saw a table with hundred of things I never seen before in my entire life. There's even a stuffed savory chicken on plate. Milo looked at me acting like a piglet, finishing everything in just a short moment.

Man, I knew it's gonna be the happiest moment in my life. Moreover, what are the chances that I will meet bacon cheeseburger along with Chashu Ramen plus Takoyaki like if the Takoyaki's like KFC cheesy wedges?

Yummy! Wish its Ramadhan!

I was about to go when Milo suddenly insisted to make me stay put here for long. I was gonna said that I need to go when suddenly I fell unconscious. Well.... I've to admit, Milo seemed to add those food with Panadol or something. I could hear clearly someone crackling like vulture while I'm closing my eyes.

I had a very strange dream. I saw myself hanging upside down. But my finding's was quite awesome - There's a river under me. The stream flows chocolate cream. I didn't regret it even though blood spurting out of my nostrils.

And when I woke up from my dream, I found myself inside a cage made of candy wafers. I sniffed around and identified it as the smell of marinated chicken or something. Soon, I started to realize something fishy.

It's like Hansel and Gratel story, where an old witch lures the two kids into her Gingerbread House and then tries to eat them by getting them fat by letting them eat everything inside the house. The witch almost get two of them as her dinner if not because of Gratel quick action.

But in this case, there's only Gratel. I AM THE GRATEL. I heard crackling again from the kitchen. And that's already so convincing enough! Milo came in with a tray of butter buns. I was almost saying thank you as I remember the Hansel and Gratel. But she didn't see me around. I'd just ate a portion of that cage and dashing off into an old stove. Milo grunts like a hungry tiger. She then picked up a meet hook from the kitchenware closet. From that moment, my spine chills like ice.

Imagine her to be yandere....

I stared at the moe-looking Milo taking gashing the meats from the fridge and then munch the meat like a hyena. What a 'nice' sight, I thought. But i didn't feel those 100%. My mind was at a meat log that I found inside the stove.

Milo taunted "Come out, come out, my friend! I have something to show you," I saw Chashu Ramen on her hand. I immediately leapt out and almost getting that Ramen when Milo suddenly tapped me with a stun teaser. I was electrified almost immediately. Like a dead weight, I'm not dead yet. Yet, I fell right to her face. I didn't hear any voices from her after that. I think she's either dead or maybe in concussion. 

And then, I took all the oat bars as many as I can before leaving this Gingerbread House. I managed to leave the house without trace. People would say I maybe set fire on it so no one would realize the disappearance of Milo, regarding to what happened earlier, according to Ricchan. But instead of doing that, I prepare myself for the Guinness Record. I sank my teeth into the House and.... You'll know what I'm doing next.

Well after that, I left the place with Milo hung upside down. I heard very loud shrieking sound after I left the Jungle. At that time, I was already outside the jungle and saw a path made of concrete.

"You're making us hungry, you know that?" comments Ritsu. "I thought I already told you about 'no food' policy earlier!" Yui chuckles and scratched her head. "I can't help myself, Ricchan."

Mio was not-so-thrilled about the story. But she's angry, even madder than before. She carries Ritsu up to the air and glares at her with a mean look. "Woi, Mio, you really remind me of Freddy.."

"Shut the f**k up! You're the one who 'created' me until Yui got that kind of idea!" yelled Mio. Azusa is still in traumatized status. She'd no mood of wanting to hear Yui's story. But Mugi has gotten more pumping by Yui. "You've inspired me, Yui-chan. Anyway, shouldn't the character becomes fatter because of too much food?"

Yui smiled at Mugi and said "Nope. She had her weight completely maintained, just like me!"

Her reply made Mugi and Mio looked on one another. "I'm jealous of Yui. What about you, Mugi?" Mio asked. Mugi shook her had. "I understand that, Mio-chan. I got an idea, how about we get a sauna session at Hokkaido?"

"You got a sauna place there?!" Ritsu blurted in surprised. Actually, it wasn't too surprising already for the other, considering that Mugi is a daughter of a rich family, maybe like Nagi Sanzenin in HnG. You know what it is, right?

A door opened, and Sawako-sensei walked in. "Good evening, girls!" said Sawako like someone who never met the band. Ritsu said "We got an intruder here, Yui, let's throw her out." Yui raised her right hand above her head like a soldier. "Aye, Captain!" she said in English accent.

"Hey, it's me! Come on!" Sawako sounded like a scared person when Yui and Ritsu turned against her, dragging her like a trolley back to the doorway. "We don't know you, intruder. It is best for you to be not knowing us and our secret program here!" mumbled Ritsu. She really sounded like a commando. "What're you talking about? I'm your teacher, you idiot!" they are still taking her away. But that was not long before Sawako took out her spec and turned around. She looked so intimidating that Ritsu and Yui stopped immediately. Ritsu turned to Yui and goes, "Sounds like we just brought a Lucifer back to life," said Ritsu with pale face. 

Three minutes later, Mugi comes into the party with a tray of tea and cakes, as usual. Sawako gracefully indulges herself into the treats after leaving Yui and Ritsu completely scarred. Now, it's three of them - Azusa, Yui and Ritsu. "Sawa-chan's reminding me of John Kramer...."

"Who do you address me as?!" Sawako yells at Yui until she eventually broke up. "Ricchan, someone's turning this scene into SAW!" she hugged Ritsu like a frightened cat. "I'm Sawako, not that stupid Jigsaw guy!"

Mugi clears her throat and turned all attentions to her. "I think I got myself an idea to continue that story," Mugi suggested. But Ritsu objects her. "I feared some of us will ended up like Azusa later on if we continue this," said Ritsu. "Moreover, it's Azusa's fault for bringing up such a stupid background story," Azusa turned to her and had a look like a corpse. "And you made it even worse...." snarls Azusa before pouncing her angrily. Mugi smiles at her and said :

"Don't worry, Ricchan. Mine will blow your mind. Now hear mine."

To be continue.... again?

P/S : TWGOK manga will be not published this week. I'll be back within a few hours from now for a next post of the week.

Tsumugi Nendoroid

Two Makmur, 2008

Okay,
Let's get started, shall we?

I don't really know what and why
But I came the next day
Eh, where's Safwan and Aizad?
"You almost gone."
"I thought you're in La Salle"

Our sensei's a Pudge
No offense, but you're cool with those water
I can see the politic turned table
This time, Hajar went up the table

I can see some of us changed clothes
From white to green or blue
They even had shiny name tags
Aww.... cute?

With an Asus around, I started seeing DotA
Jazli's around, we're talkin' around
Tellin' who and who, what for what

Triple Kill!

Since DotA, I've learnt evasion
Applying it on someone
Her, of course
She's like Medusa to me
Sacred, but can't be seen
(No offense!)

Aizad and Safwan finally returned
But things weren't like it seems
When the position changed, their habit change too
From obidient to monkey

My family name also gets longer
It can be measured already
Safwan wrote it whole page
I read it with hope I had a lighter

New position means new friends
I gained six neighbours at the left
One of them is a complete and total brainiac
Another one speaks truly the peninsular

I saw three more new people at the backstage
The middle nags a lot
The right likes HIM
The left speaks like Ducatel

The football league gets better
They turned the table like stadium
I turned audience and watched them
They chattered none stop, but I didn't care of that

I'm turning diplomatic
Seriously, I ventured like maritime above floor
I saw old friends turning prefect
I saw new interests, but I don't really care
But it seems that a new stuff to me

Three days later
I wrote LOTB
Aizad reads it and ripped it off
Three days later, again
I distributes it like virus
Mission accomplished

Socrates was right about 'when there is a thunder, rain comes'
She confronted me that day
I was totally down
I don't know why, but that's unmei
I made a code letter after that
It's a why letter on demand

It was a base behind me
A group of Medussa were watching me
One of them evolved her hairstyle
She still cracked over seeing someone tripping down

My brain's worth a diamond
Some even want to steal it
Luckily, I changed the postion
Evading brutals immediately

It irks me at the first day
Seeing Syamer's friend coming to school with a super-car

It's a complete pandemonium
Shrieks and screams made up a war
A girl with pinafore taunted like a lion
Followed by the CEO, but someone won't shuts up
Three days later, Fred becomes a hit sensation in Friendster

After that, Science Week came
I lost in Explorace thanks to the lost clues
But.... Winning in Quiz was kind of good one
I tagged along with other four classes
One of them speaks too like Ducatel
Reminds me of the past
It's a scar to remember it
The prize was a gift containing language Necronomicon

The next thing I know,
A news came from Sensei
Adam gets ______
All of us were mouth wide opened like fishes
He reappears a month later

Next, someone's told us to make present the national fighters
The Aigato agrees on Rentap
It's an epic one
We made plays
Aizad leapt like a shaman
James Brooke was black
But we entertained the whole class
We're thrilled anyway
But after that, I was condemned out of school

Do you know waht's Aigato?
It's made when a rhyme came
There were five of us
I'm a PROCEDURE, not their producer
There's a song, I'll tell about it later

But the group broke up a month later
Safwan changed to Fred's side
The two bud in Golf
Fred gets smacked on brow
Cannot imagine, but he came a week later
With a WHITE brow on right

They made a group
They wanted to surpass Aizad
They rapped and shuffled
They made me join them
They and me form Third December
The third refers to me
The December was about them both
But we share effort, we share defeat too

I gritted my teeth to see the bonding between black and white
The whitest teased me
Wish my fist put into him

KGT is suppose to be done in 2 weeks
Me? i've done it four
Additional weeks later, Hamid came in with a sacred weapon
Somebody gonna get hurt real bad
For those who remembers it and got hit by it, hehe

Racism was less likely to happen
But once, it was
Someone made a religious shuffle
A smack made them write down apology letter
A few weeks later, one of these brawlers confesses his love
It's successive

Confession was not in my league
Trying it once to HER made me down
I recovered two weeks later
My advice for you
Don't give flowers to the wrong preying mantis

Someone farted
Then someone says "Hmph, macam bau makanan"
It becomes a legendary quote

The one who said this almost got doomed
The hilly billy jacked him, provoked him
He called for the Sanctum help
But nobody came for salvation
He looked pale but it's done three minutes later
THAT GUY becomes a subject of love
People even brawled FOR THAT USELESS GUY that made Rizal pale
Joshua grabbed him like a toy in the air
Yahtzee!
Try to imagine if he falls
It'll be like Humpthy Dumpthy

A finale came
A climax came
Mix Trouble Thrives
A couple is formed
Two guys moved to west
The genius went out too
Sadness went on
But we have to continue
Until the final hour comes

With the trainee sensei gone
The Hari Raya came
With the people gone
The Hari Cuti came
I saw the would-be seitokaichou playing DotA
And then I remember the Sentinel
It's used for something horrible
I bet some of them remembers what its used for

The 2008 ends with Garena
I hope next year to be arena

P/S - I don't remember some of them
But I know one thing
The next post is about the song that makes us (Aigato) debuted)
Hehehehehe
Sorry for people who get offended, okay?
It's just something you WILL REMEMBER ETERNALLY


Ja Nee!

The World God Only Knows Chapter 172 Update

Also derived from Wikia.com, felt heavy to write own comments about it.....

Ayumi and Keima have finally met face to face after the events between Keima andChihiro the night before. While Keima kept his composure, but Ayumi's expression showed her becoming more and more upset. The Festival's opening is then announced. Keima thought about how Ayumi is the holder of the last goddess. He recollected all the past events and recognized that the current parameters will not serve him well. In theory, he has to now overcome this trivial matter first with a confession then restart from square-one. Keima was about to call out to Ayumi, but she passed by him at that very moment. She then started to run away, which Keima responded within his mind that it is useless to run.


In thought,

The Failure of Keima's Act

 Keima knew about the fact that he can't do anything about the Vintage nest. But he could prevent it by having all the Goddesses assembled. He needs to conquer Ayumi at all cost, disregarding any concern of the target. Ayumi bumped herself into a tree, letting herself have a moment of rest. Suddenly though, at her side was Keima who was kneeling down in pain. He goes for a phrase of plea, but is ignored when Ayumi kicked him. Now in serious pain, Keima asked Ayumi why she was kind before but violent now. She asked for him to apologize to Chihiro, for she currently does not wish to even look at his face. She walked away, leaving Keima lying on the floor.

In the girl's changing room, Ayumi has just finished putting on a maid uniform for 2-B's cafe. She comes out, giving her apology for the wait to two other classmates, one being Mobuko. Ayumi commented on how the location of their cafe is splendid, which the other classmate notes that Nikaido was able to reserve the spot. Ayumi also is amazed by how maid-like they are with only their school uniform's shirt and an apron, which Mobuko agreed to. With all three "maids" present and ready, Mobuko called for the "Master" to come out so the cafe can open. Ayumi wondered who it was, but to her dismay, it was Keima.

The two maids were astonished by the unusual particpation by Keima. He said to them that his family runs a cafe, therefore he did not want to see the cafe make lousy coffee. The two maid then took a drink of his coffee, where in response they exclaimed in delight to its excellent taste. While the two maids talked about how their cafe can now sell and make lots of money with Keima's coffee, Ayumi gave a fierce glare at him. Later on, after the cafe had openned, Ayumi took a moment to restate what she said earlier, about how she does not want to see Keima's face at all. He replied calmly with "That's still better than being forgotten by you," which caught more of Ayumi's attention. She asked if he ever considered other's feelings, but Keima did not respond with words but with a grasp of her hand.

In his mind,

Chihiro visiting the cafe and...

 Keima knew that Ayumi would respond in this manner, as it was natural. Because of this, he choose to go for the all-or-nothing route and try to confess in one go, whether it would lead to her forgiving him or breaking ties with him. Before he could confess though, Ayumi pushed him back. At that same moment, Miyako interupted the argument, asking if the cafe is doing well. Miyako is amazed by how the cafe looks, and calls out to someone. That someone is Chihiro.

Seeing what is happening between Ayumi and Keima, Chihiro looks down and gives a compliment to Ayumi's outfit. Walking away without taking any notice of the two's current relations, Chihiro walked off, giving her regards to the cafe.

The Dismay of Katsuragi Keima

 After Miyako had also left, Ayumi asked Keima to never talk to her again. Looking up to Ayumi, who is now serving the customers. He now gave up on the confession, seeing how the road of conquest is too complicated and problematic. He is even unsure if he can conquer her by increasing her affection level. This conquest has become Keima's hardest one in all the history of his conquests. Can he break through this...?

Ok, my turn now!

It seems that TWGOK will not be around for this week. One week off maybe? Whatever it is, keep on visiting this .... domain.... often. There will be more stuffs to be seen besides this.

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Happy New Year 2012!

Happy New Year 2012!

G'day, mate. It has been few days since I've last made this post. I feel like gonna move on to the next stage. Anyway, as most people around this sekai, we all have resolutions. With those things around, we should be able to make this year more 'crusade'. You know what I meant?

2011 ends with lots of memories on my mind. I couldn't forget all of them, even though they're bad or good. Most of the year was spent by me for study for SPM. But now, for these five months of total freedom, I shall do something. I shall make some kiseki. This time, I won't give up when trying to reach for the stars. Akiramenai!!

Anyway, here's my resolution in 2012 :

1. Watch Anime
-Steins Gate

Mayuri Shiina so moeee!

-Strike Witches

Who is this?

And more to watch

2. Buy Nendoroids

Like a chance of a heaven moment if you got all of these by just a briefcase of Euro money!

3. Apply for After-SPM subjects
-Matriculation
It'll be one year program suited to my pathway of science

-UPU
It's a straight-to-the-point to university in Malaysia. It's like Foundation Program

-STPM
The last option, yet the hardest one amongst others

All these things will be discussed later on.



4. iPhone



After all, what's the odd now for getting nendo? I've been wanting it since last year by just looking at mangacafeblog.com. I'll be looking forward for the nendos this March. I gotta my fund realll dry.

Okay, that's all. Ja nee

HTT Storytime!

I clenched my fist tight when I heard her curing alone like a lunatic. She then turned to me like Juon. She looked enraged. "Get out of my sight, b***h."

I really had no idea what is she talking about. Konata got up with a club on her hand. She wanted to kill me! Is she angry because of losing that game? I think she's trying to put me as a 'punching bad' for her stress. Then I launched my fist first to her, making her topple down like a swiss roll. And then I drank the potion. Konata wanted to stop me, but it was too late.

"No!!!!!!!!"

I found myself growing larger. I'm turning giant in just a second. I can feel my leg stepping something squishy. After that, I saw blood dripping from the spot where I stepped on. I close my eyes for a moment when everything crumbles and collapses. I saw bright sky ahead of me.

Konata was there too. She's flying in the air with a pair of Tenshi wings like Kanade Tachibana. She looked at me with mean eyes. "I'll be back, giant-" suddenly, her heavenly PSP beeps again. "Huu! A Timed Event!" I saw her joyfully flying up to the sky until she was found nowhere, no more. Perhaps to Heaven maybe?

I walked out of the place and went to the woods... again. I felt very lonely there, until at one point I heard big thud ahead. I went out to see what's going on.

I saw a girl with twin pigtails beating another girl with bunny ears. That pigtail girl wore nothing but black bikini and shorts. Her left eye blazes with blue flame. The other girl is black-haired, wearing maid outfit and screaming to no one after the twin pigtail taking out a crooked katana and tries to cut her like paper.

I wanted to help, but I couldn't. You know why? It's because the maid outfit. So moe. Moe Moe Kyun!

I just sat there and watch the duel like in TV. The maid suddenly went to me and took cover behind me. I saw the pigtail sprang to me Her crooked katana shines with blood and sounded like metal clanking to the earth. She looked so brutal, and ugly.

She went closer and breathe heavily. She said to me "Stay out of me, or I'm gonna kill you," I know what's she looking for. So I backed off. But the bunny-eared maid won't stop letting out of me. She's weeping, and I felt even more MOE.

Somehow, I didn't realize that I've been holding on a pink-coloured jewel. I took it and breaks it. Suddenly, there was a heavy glow coming from me. I found my uniform torn out and white barrier jacket came out, covering me like some sort of magical girl or something.

The pigtail looked at new me with awe and amazement. She is drooling. I even had a magic staff! The maid cries to me "I don't wanna die! Please get rid of me from that flat-chested-b***h!"

"The Queen wants you to be her maid. I would stop at nothing to get you, you busty-" she blushes and stopped when saying that word. "It--It's not that I want to say it out!"

I heard the staff talking to me. "Unleash your power, use the Divine Buster," three of us were startled, especially the pigtail. She stepped back abd had her huge black rock cannon aiming to me. "So.... You're trying to me from getting her? Fine! Then I'll burn both of you to charcoal!" her cannon starts humming.

I don't know what to do. "Just use your Divine Buster, damn it! It's the only thing you have to tackle this b***h!" then I started to wonder, when did something like Raising Heart starts saying bad words? Nevertheless, I did what it said and acted like a girl in an anime.

My Engrish doesn't looked so good, but I did said "Dibain Basuta!" I saw the staff emits out a long, pink-coloured beam at time when the pigtail firing blue long beam to me. Our beams intersected in the middle.

"You can't stop me!" shouted the pigtail loudly and proud. Sudden;y, she mews instead of laughing. "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyan~~"

Just who the f**k is this nekomini, flat-chested-b***h is?! Nevertheless, my power's getting lower and weaker. Well, what else can I say, I'm an amateur, right?

I heard the maid whispers to me "Let me help you," both me and the pigtail immediately turned around to see that maid making her finger formation into love shape.

The maid was trying to do something. I can't it describe it fully, but I couldn't stop saying moe of what she did next. I don't even know how many did I say "moe". I saw the pigtail even said 'moe' too until she lost her concentration. Her cannon beam disperses like gas, allowing my Divine Buster to move forward.

The moment the beam gone, it's the maid's turn. From her moeness comes a very long beam with love shape outside it. She's shouting "Moe Moe Kyun!" loudly. The pigtail didn't evade nor resist; she's staying there. She gets herself completely immobilized by the Usagi Maid. "So Moe....." I saw my Divine Buster and Moe Beam reaching her until an explosion fills the greeneries into pink.

The maid turned around and smiled. "Come with me," she said. I'm still wearing the barrier jacket. It's not that I don't know how to discard it; I liked the costume very much! I'm like a cosplayer!

"What's your name?"

"I'm Milo, the damsel of Moeville."

All of a sudden, a cockroach came, and the maid screamed and held on me like a kindergartner---

Ritsu gets herself beaten up by Mio. "Who do you think you are, making me as your complete moron subject in your story?!" Mio was complete;y outraged by her 'character'. "Why the hell my name's Milo?"

Azusa's trauma was far worse than Mio's. She is now groping her chest repeatedly. "Am I really that THIN?" she moans.

"But the storyline's good!" comments Mugi. "I like the word Dibain Basuta! Reminds me a lot of Nanoha-chan," Mugi was holding a DVD with title 'Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha'. "So what happened next, Ricchan? Where they go next?" asked Mugi, waiting impatiently for her to retell.

"Umm.... well... I got my idea already dries out," she had many 'hills' on her head thanks to Mio. She looked at Azusa. "You should put in more interesting story background earlier. Now, we're stucked in here!" Ritsu accused Azusa for making the story more boring. But Azusa didn't care of that. She gets traumatized. "Maybe I should save up money for my surgery..." she muttered.

"Let me continue your plot!" Yui volunteers. Ritsu turned to her in suspicion. "I hope it's good, Yui. Don't put in food parts too much."

"If you put me into the scene again, you'll be Baka Ritsu," threatened Mio. Azusa breaks up "I'm flat-chested. Nyaaaaaannnnnn!!!" she burst to a terrible tantrum.

Yui cleared her throat before saying out loud

To be continue.........